There are few things cheesier than a paid political announcement. Especially
one about cheese. Wouldn't you agree?
(Of course, there's no evidence to support the idea that lactose intolerance would have anything to do with political favoritism. But hey: in this all-too-PC day and age, one can never be absolutely
Although this piece was conceived for ~ThePurpleNurple
's Another Cheesy Expo
, its tone owes much to ~Error732
's recent series of Breakfast Stories
, with their overarching theme of what might best be described as "plausible surreality."
And I've entered it under Satire rather than Sociopolitical, since it's more about the humor of the scenario than politics itself.
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