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Georgie Porgie threw an orgy
     just outside L.A.,
where Jack Be Nimble grabbed his thimble,
     outing him as gay...

Little Jack Horner bought Time Warner
     before the bubble burst,
though Jumping Jack Flash saw the crash
     and liquidated first...

Jack said Jill was taking the Pill
     to ward off impregnation;
the Three Blind Mice have lobbied twice
     for victim's compensation...

Little Miss Muffet had her tuffet
     liposuctioned out,
and Little Bo Peep married a creep;
     lamb chops gave him gout...

Jack Sprat's wife went under the knife
     for Lap-Band surgery,
then Third Little Pig struck it big
     on reality TV...

Old King Cole's gone on the dole,
     exposed as a pretender;
while Wee Willie Winkie flashed his pinkie,
     that Registered Offender...

Mother Goose declares a truce
     on being rearranged;
nursery rhymes reflect the times,
     but times, they've sure a-changed!
:paranoid: Man, I scare myself sometimes.

(Title = pun, of course.)
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Given 2009-03-23
Of all of the humorous poems I have read on DA, for me personally this one has to top them all. Massacre of the Innocence by =BornBlitzed has a witty satire that is just perfectly twisted! ( Suggested by BloodshotInk and Featured by LadyLincoln )
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SinaiTheFabCactus Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2014
xDD priceless !!! (I should read this to ma siblings when they demand a bed time story xDDD)
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Nsawatchlist Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Student Writer
Now, it seems like this is some sort of anecdote,
but I really don't think it is.
Great poem. I suppose all of our souls can be in a happy place.
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JustCallMeZoola Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
this is hilarious XD
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alexcinderpelt Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
much laugh
very funny
such clever
wow XD
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GreenGoblin73 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
In the words of Mordecai and Rigby: OOHHHHHHHHH!! CURSE YOU! 
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Lyrically-Sadistic Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I lol'd.
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HaveTales-WillTell Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Professional Writer
That was the plan. :D
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Parsat Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2013  Student Writer
Really late, but this is bloody brilliant!
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HaveTales-WillTell Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013  Professional Writer
Thank you; I'm glad it made your day. 8-)
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ithaswhatitisnt Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
This is hysterical! Fantastic! :D
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